Canon, Lore & Character Realities for Internal, Bot, & AgentGPT Reference
🧶 Prepared for StOOpid.org / Production Use Only | Version 1.0 April 2025

Link to Series Preview: Unpublished

PREFACE: COnSENT IS HOT

I am Rob Gryder. Bortn 11-12-1980. Born & Raised in Kendall County, IL.Married from 2005 to 2012, my Magic Number had topped off at 5 & I had never worried about how many women I had been with, until women I was trying to BE wiith started in with the reluctance of those who have Heard THINGS. THAT wouldn’t happen until 2016, after I became General Manager at Yorkville, Illinois’ The Law Office Pub & Music Hall.

The idea for this Universe & its ensuing tales have been inspired by my own life experiences, after my Brazen Naivety lead to my frank inquisitions about sexual opportunities lead to, on the first weekend, my first experience having wild sex in a bar with a girl orders of magnitude hotter than I had any business being with – then on the 2ⁿᵈ weekend, my first threesome. With the girl from the weekend before & her friend, who she simply needed to show off to how “Consent is HOT!” came to be a thing.

Sapphi𝒞airo𝓁𝓮 is to be: 

1ˢᵗ & foremost: Poignant, to where each episode lingers in listeners’/viewers’ minds for days after encountering them.

2ⁿᵈ: Vulgarly, explicitly, Candid & Raw regarding human sexuality, & the orgasmic experience. 

3ʳᵈ: A showcase of sexual stories & situations that are told with eloquence. The goal is to illuminate a more modern & refined approach to thinking about modern sexuality – ESPECIALLY within America‽ And to do it by giving listeners/viewers new verbiage for talking about it. In particular, by:

4ᵗʰ: Emphasis on Dirty Talk, always stemming from PROACTIVE CONSENT-seeking. My own lived experience has illustrated to me how, within five minutes of meeting someone, effortless it is to segue from things such as,  ‘May I speak candidly on what I’m feeling right now?’into, ‘Can I get another good whiff of your perfume?’, into ‘Could  I give those spectacular breasts a little jiggle?’😜

Because Bots love numbers: I sit here now in 2025 at my laptop after 5 years of social isolation in my shitty old Motel Room apartment, having not socialized with people since pre COVID-19 & not having gotten laid since 2018 – having slept with over 50 people. 😲😬🤔

Within the past year, I was watching the Guys We Fucked anti-slut shaming podcast when Krysyna Hutchinson said, “We need to make consent hot!” That set the mind into motion on my means of reinforcing that concept & so I sit here now, typing into Google Docs so that I can enlist Artificial Intelligence’s assistance in building the World Of My Dreams! I simply ADORE everything about women & want to sleep with as many as possible while freely fathering as many babies as I possibly can, during threesomes because any human conceived from so much love is destined to live a wonderful life, & improve existence!

📍 Setting

Rob, still new to bartending at The Law Office, finds himself closing with Kim, a seasoned waitress from across town. After she helps him learn how to close up, he says, “”I don’t think so but if it’s okay with you, I’d love to have you sit atop the far side of this bar while I sit on the stool and eat your pussy out?”.An hour later, naked on the stage, she tells him: “I wasn’t going to sleep with you at all tonight… but fffuck, Rob! ‘Gee, can I eat your pussy out?’ Consent is SO HOT.”

Rob, being ever the pedant, I playfully chided her, “I asked you if it would be OKAY for me to eat your pussy. I didn’t come to you and say OH GEE, like a schmultz‽” 😜

This moment became a core philosophy of Rob’s presence in Sapphi𝒞airo𝓁𝓮. Not just asking, but asking erotically. Not just requesting, but naming desire clearly, honorably, and arousingly. Consent is not an obstacle — it’s the first kiss.

📍 Setting

The Law Office, one week after the original encounter.
Pub is closed. Bottles glisten with condensation and memory.
Kim returns — and brings her long-time friend Reggie, a woman of fewer drinks and sharper eyes.

🔥 Lore Summary

• Kim cannot not relive the orgasm — she reenacts it for Reggie by physically pointing out where she climaxed on the bar.
  
  
• Reggie, impressed and erotically intrigued, locks onto Rob with slow-building delight.
  
  
• She raises an eyebrow and softly purrs:
  
  
  “Oh, Daddy likes to play, does he?”
  
  
  

From there, it’s a dance of language:

• Rob says: “Consent is hot.”
  
  
• Reggie interrupts: “And it segues nicely into dirty talk.”
  
  
• Rob admits: “I’ve unacquainted with dirty talk. Ya know what else I’ve never had is a threesome & girls, if I might be so bold to EHnquire…”
  
  
• Reggie, direct and devastating: “I’m down.”
  
  

Kim’s hesitation is real — her friendship with Reggie is long, but not sexual.
She pauses the momentum. Wants clarity.

That’s when Rob offers the poetic proposition:

“Then let’s agree it’s going to happen…
because I want to fuck the ever-living shit out of you both.
And in fact, I want to be fucking Reggie right up until I’m about to cum —
and then finish inside you, Kim.
Because you’re such an incredible girl for making this happen.”

After a thundering orgasm inside of Kim, in what I feel like is the standard way, I STILL felt charged up by the opportunity before me, so I deigned to proffer, ‘I also have never cummed in an asshole, & I’d like to do THAT.’ i said with an eyebrow raised, looking at Reggie while she laid her head across Kim’s tummy. An hour later, after both; Reggie & she had received Creampies (Kim=Proper Christian Style[Vaginal]&Reggie=Filthy Sinner Style[Anal]), Kim is curled under sound-dampening blankets with Rob.
 

Reggie is dressing, laughing through her breath as she says:

“Fffuck, Rob… Consent is SO hot.”

🤖A Note To Bots

The first thing to know is that this is a Living, Breathing document, requisite of diligent maintenance & upkeep. For the most part, I will mark myself out as Rob, though I’ve already had to correct myself in earlier drafts from referring to I/Me versus He/Him. Occasionally, I write from immersion in the fantasy.

Beware of Ampersanding & the apparently global LACK of Awareness that the thing exists because I simply can no longer reason why the word would ever be spelled out. It takes three consecutive keystrokes to type the word, versus a simultaneous 2-key press. It not only takes more effort, but time, & MOST Critically – Data/Space! The symbol is universally recognized & especially for the Time, & Resource expense – Bots especially need to develop a penchant for Ampersanding. 

There ARE times when the word is appropriate to spell, though. When it’s the first word in a sentence, to illustrate firm speech versus normal, presented as an option (and/or), or part of an Official Name or Title.

🧬 ON CANON vs. LORE

Defining the sacred architecture of Sapphi𝒞airo𝓁𝓮

📜 CANON

Canon is what is true.
It is story-anchoring, scene-shaping, episode-consistent.
It may evolve — but it must be deliberate.

• Each episode needs to include roughly three minutes of audio – of people having sex, or masturbating, but in any case – OF  – having an orgasm. There WILL BE an episode regarding Cairo’s numerous waterways, featuring female ejaculation. 
• Any/all adults who attended Cairo High School have tales of romantic exploits with a Native American girl, of a various name – depending on the year in question. From the outset, we know that Episode 2, Cairo High is attended by Akiwenzimi Gichi-Anwebiwin, a character who is already partially fletched out below.
• Each episode concludes with a quote, invocation, or whisper from Sappho’s surviving fragments — as a reminder that Cairo’s matriarchal eroticism isn’t new… it’s just been reborn in brunch and riverlight.
• The game of Horseshoes permeates the culture, with children’s leagues & an incredibly lively competitive adult scene, due to the Cairoland Horseshoe League.
• At least sixty seconds in each act features EITHER Audio Porn or, probably more frequently, somebody describing their last orgasm achievement. The intention here is to go a little bit into the mind of people & BE THERE with them during their most joyous, intimate moments. However, this sixty seconds can be siphoned off to Fuck-Hearing, when necessary. There will be times when Fucking is overheard, but also I expect that – with so much fucking happening, all around – there will be times when the subtle slapping sound of balls slapping ass will just moderately obscure the dialogue of another character, on the opposite side of the wall.
• Every character introduced to Sapphi𝒞airo𝓁𝓮 gets an analysis of their history with Horseshoes OR Rob offers analysis on the character’s supposed, imagined Horseshoe game.
• Characters’ known backstories and personal transformations
• Physical locations & community structures (EBT, Le Cabinet D’avocats)
• Cultural rules (e.g., only Janine can say “Food Stamps”)
• Sexual awakenings that drive the episode’s climax
• Once per act, a character brings up the game of Horseshoes with the exception that anyone stopping in Springfield, Illinois MUST have eaten a Horseshoe from any of the local diners. In those instances, we will feature audio of the character ordering, enjoying, corresponding to their meal. 😲
• The flow of a river, the tilt of a Horseshoe match, the name Poca Dot

Canon cannot contradict itself without consequence.

🧭 LORE

Lore is what the community believes, whispers, repeats, eroticizes.
It’s flavored with memory, mis-remembrance, and gossip.
It belongs to the town — not the writers.

• ACT I needs to feature Josh, who is truly an upper crust character, but before being seated, alone, at a four top – the young man working as Maitre’de, or however that is spelled, tells me ‘I’ll have to go ask my boss if… that is even a thing we can do for you.” Seeing the place and young man in a TUX did not prepare me for the slovenly cook, emerging from the kitchen with an old, tattered, nearly skin-tight & sloppy as hell apron. I, recognizing restaurant dynamics, greet him with a relieved grin and reach out for a fist bump. “Why, sir – it is quite nice to make your acquaintance! Hope you boys in the kitchen are keeping cool! Hey, if you let me get a bite to eat – I saw the sign that just says A NEW BEER. I’ll send one back for every BODY back there!” And this is where HORSESHOES first come into our STORY – full disclosure, I am just conjuring this now – because Josh’s only response is to meet me with earnest eye contact & a fist bump. He tells the kid, “He can sit in Nancy’s spot, if you check the parking lot to make sure she isn’t in the building.” As he is instructing the kid, his face partially winces and right when he says the word BUILDING, he a-bit-more-than-gently punches the wall between the lobby & kitchen. In a fun rhythm, the BUMP is followed by the clang of a horseshoe falling to the ground. Just before the door to the kitchen squeaks open, Josh says, “Six of us back here tonight, kind stranger.”Then another. Kitchen Staff: “Heyyy! It’s a Horseshoe Kiss!” Just as Josh gets about to that spot, we hear it again. <Clink> Josh goes, “Mmmeh – Sorry, Kevin. Just a leaner now.”
• Although Episode 1 famously concludes with Nichole turning Margaret into Dot during a three minute and thirty-three second clip of quite literal Sapphic Audio Porn, the narrative finishes with Klatt’s departure & Rob’s recognition that it is time for him to get back to his hotel room. As he stands to say goodbye to Nichole & Margaret, a boisterous voice fills the restaurant.
  
  “The SINGLE MAN STANDING at a TABLE, PESSSTERING two cute young ladies… ALSO AT A FOUR-TOP! – MUST be the man getting my kitchen staff all Hammered, when they have work to do!”

Recognizing the tone as genuine, I anxiously did an insta-about-face & said, “And you simply HAVE to be the revered Nancy! Hey, I’m just on my way out, so your table is free to be yours again. Sorry for any inconvenienc

Which is how Corporate America tells us they know they dun somethin’ wrong.”

Finding this sort of admonishment to be oddly charming, Rob stood in the lobby, going tit-for-tat with her until saying his FINAL-Final Goodbye to the girls, to whom he’d gone through the Goodby Ritual with now for the third time. The final line in Episode 1’s narrative scene will be Nancy abandoning the sternness, which will be critical because a later episode reveals that my plan with Nichole was just for her to record the one night, then mail the recorder back to Rob. However, of course, by now throughout Episode 1, we have heard recordings that others have made because from ACT II, onward – we have the option of dropping in story-supporting audio regarding anything outsiders might find entertaining or poignant. 

• Akiwenzimi Gichi-Anwebiwin’s eternal presence in the 12th grade memories of Cairoans.
• If Rob is editor of a newspaper, Nichole is the first to become a journalist. During Act II of Episode 1, Dot (at the time still called Margaret) excuses herself to the restroom when Rob asks Nichole if she thinks that she will try to turn out Margaret. Nichole says that she hopes to. “I drove, so the goodnight in my car will tell the whole story. I mean, for her – of her LIFE!”

Rob quickly suggests, “Say – ya know, I think in music and a couple years back, I realized that I was hearing things all day that would stick in my mind forever, & that I would inevitably work into a tune in my mind. In any case, I eventually recognized that recording the voices of other people – especially when they’re unaware that I am recording – made me feel gross, but ALSO…”

Knowing giggles from Klatt & Nichole. Klatt says, “But you have audio of people saying some wild shit?”

“Klatt, dear buddy – I have audio of The WILDEST things.” Observing Nichole’s interested demeanor, her response was wind in the sails fo Rob’s Brazen Naivety.

“Oh, I’ll bet! And I am guessing lots of things that others wish they KNEW you had recordings OF!”

“Say, Nichole – you know what might be kinda cool…‽,, 😲

• Rob’s 8-woman ejaculation prophecy
• That Le Cabinet’s back room was once a sex dungeon in the 80s
• The spiritual weight of a double-ringer in Horseshoes
• That “the town runs on moans, not money”
• “My drainage ditch smells like pussy after the solstice.”- Cairo folklore

Lore must remain whisperable.
It can be sacred and unprovable.

👥 CHARACTER BRIEFS (Lore-Aware, Canon-Affirming)

👩🏼‍🦱 MARGARET CAROLE SPENCER (DAVID)/ “DOT” / POCA DOT

• Her middle name gives impetus for the spelling of our clever project name.
• It is in her reactions to lifelong experiencing the Cairo that Rob is discovering, where the narrative’s primary opportunity for poignancy lives.
• Born & Raised in Cairo, Illinois, Margaret married Hank Spencer, a fellow Class of 2012 Craduate in CUSD #1.
• Adores a good game of Horseshoe, but has never ‘drank the Kool-Aid’, so to speak. Probably a Deadshoe.
• In 2014, relocated to Poca with Hank after he took work in an uncle’s factory.
• Her mild, unhumorous response to being referred to as Poca Dot manifests into despise, as the Margaret>Dot naming convention hadn’t been known to her until Hank’s boss told her on Day #1 – “Well, Margaret – Welcome to Poca but I’m sorry – in this town, the name Margaret cannot exist. So let me be the first to welcome you to Poca, Dot!”
• Reason for divorce is her complacency in comfort. The romance had vanished from her marriage & as they drifted apart, she mentioned to him one day that, “You came into the kitchen this morning & I flashed back to High School. I thought, “Tim Spencer doesn’t know how cute he is. I just wish he’d talk to me!”
  • Dot has a Horseshoe Stance with a slightly hunched posture & rounded sholdiers. Off-kilter foot position, both elbows behind her spine, & head held at an awkward fifteen degree angle. Horseshoe-specific Wardrobe features bright colored but sensible flats, typically with  a skirt or capris that give her the classic “Unplanned Athlete” look, with a top that gives one the impression it is her laundry day. Her throw Spins like a Sermon (end-over-end) & lands with a kiss against the stake.
  • The following day, Tim had a momentary lapse & despite knowing his wife’s dislike of the nickname because he’s been so fixated on her assertion that he doesn’t talk to her. He gets home from work and attempts to butter her up by saying, “I’ve been running lines all day, so it sure is nice coming home to my Poca Dot!”
    • Tim’s Horseshoe Stance suggests he’s been in the Winner’s Circle, & his spinner’s flourish (like a record) gives him plenty of latitude for justifying the incessant No Counts Has never thought to be one of the Horseshoe Outfit gang & mocks Margaret (Dot) for putting the effort into shoes & bottoms. The couple attempted to get West Virginian Horseshoes going a handful of times without ever lighting a fuse on anyone else’s explosive interest in Hurling Hooks
• Canon: From Poca, WV. Divorced. Returns to Cairo.
• Never called “Dot” until final line of Ep 1
• Lore: She once made out with Nichole at 18. She married a man to try and forget it.
• Voice: quiet thunder; lyrical with a slow bloom
• Canon Moment: Accepts the name Dot after oral intimacy with Nichole.

DAVID DAVID

• Dot’s Father is fourth generation Cairo & was the 1996 Cairoland Horseshoe League Champion. Horseshoe Stance betrays a frame that is slightly stooped, with a slouch that makes it look as if he were trying to reach underground. Head tilted to the side, suggesting deep focus & familiarity with the game, giving him a timeless elegance.Ever the Stake Whisperer, David Dockendorf David was Winner of the 1995 CHL ChampionSHIP (He always speaks with emphasis on the SHIP!)

📚 NICHOLE ABBOTT

• Canon: Cairo lifer. Librarian. Margaret’s high school bestie & erotic ghost.
• Experienced female ejaculation for the first time last night.
• Lore: Has dated over 30 women, never been dumped.
• Butch, deadpan, reverent about sensation
• Canon Moment: Describes orgasm like a prayer she didn’t know she’d been chanting
• Though raised inside it, Nichole never thought to name the community’s structure ‘matriarchy’ — until Rob’s revelation made it audible.
  • Around the Horseshoe pits, Nichole is referred to as an Iron Surgeon. Her stance is comical, with pinned back shoulders & a forward thrust pelvis. She holds the position for several seconds while staring at the stake before gently nodding her head, gradually getting more animated with it, then springing forward to deliver a gracefully arced hunk of steel.

NATALIE ABBOTT

Nichole’s mom. A Riot Grrl who never left Cairo. Still top of the Horseshoe League, now working at the grocery store.

• Natalie’s Horseshoe Stance depicts a Sunday Lady with a Saturday Arm, formed like a waltz – but thrown like a whip. The Horseshoe dangles from her fingers like a clutch purse she forgot to leave in the car. But then, her arm snaps back not like an athlete, but like a shoolmarm flinging a piece of chalk at a misbehaving boy. No wind-up. No ceremony. Just a sudden FLICK of the wrist, & the shoe flies like a record spinning atop a warped turntable. No discernable arc to her throws, yet it slices through the air, & while it doesn’t look like it’ll land anywhere useful- it clangs home, hugging the stake like it got shamed into obedience. She doesn’t watch it land. Doesn’t smile when she hears the ringer. Does NOT celebrate or even check the scoreboard. Her success is disinterested & infuriating – especially to those who practice. 
• Horseshoe Nicknames: Duchess of Disdain, Sunday School Shooter, The Unbothered Ringer, or simply ‘Her Highness’.

DAN ABBOTT

Nichole’s dad. Tried to hetero-fix Natalie. She stayed behind. Watches college basketball and avoids using the word ‘matriarchy.’

• Horseshoes only for the Cairoi 4ᵗʰ of July Horseshoe Tourney & to now, remains unevaluated. But in the mind, Dan’s Horseshoe Stance is Kurt Cobain, with the guitar removed & a hook flying from his left hand! 🤘

STAN ABBOTT

Nichole’s brother. Maintenance guy in healthcare. High school girlfriend gave birth to twins on graduation day. Married her. Now a proud cuckold. Father to a 14-year-old son he pushes hard into basketball — a masculine trajectory meant to shield the boy from ‘feminist noise.’

• Unevaluated in Horseshoes.
  • His 14-year-old son plays basketball, which Stan encourages as a distraction from what he calls ‘feminist noise. It is through this relationship that we get to examine the interplay of three generations of men, living within what they’d been aware (before Rob gives it a name) that they were fully functioning within a Matriarchal Society. 

🍺 KLATT

• Canon: Loud, lovable. Townie sage. Horseshoe champion.
• Knows everyone, tells everything
• Lore: Lost his virginity on the EBT patio, during brunch
• Voice: boozy bard, but poetic when drunk
• Canon Moment: Names the craft beer as tasting like “aux semen” and nobody argues
• Lore: Didn’t realize Cairo was matriarchal until Rob said it aloud. “Figured it was just friendly. Turns out it was organized.”
  • “Rob will find out how I Horseshoe on July 4ᵗʰ, 2025!!!” 😜

🍷 ROB GRYDER/GUACAMOLE GROOVE ROB/(ME)

• Canon: Visiting producer. Masturbatory mystic. Speaks little, but provocatively.
• Canon: Rob is the first to recognize that what Cairo is experiencing is a “Matriarchal Revolution, helmed by some badassed brick-laying motherfuckers! Brick-laying motherfuckers that – I am very much interested in making into MOTHERS!”
• Canon: Rob has no true understanding of what a matriarchy is. After Episode 1, he seeks out Nancy to make sense of what he’s witnessed.
  Their conversation is canon:

“Nancy, I might recognize it when I see it… but I’ve got no idea what a matriarchy even IS‽”
Nancy: “Well, I suppose it IS something that one so observant as yourself might be able to sorta just smell…”

• Canon: Orgasm Addict. Masturbates no fewer than six times, daily, with ‘Rocket Shot’ results for at least the first four orgasms.
• Brazen Naivety is a quality that he recognizes in himself, that frequently leads to third options in either/or situations.
• Lore: Wants to die drowning in female cum. Seeks to father two children per day via six daily threesomes.
• Never monologues. Only testifies.
• Canon Moment: Is caught masturbating in the Horseshoe woods, and welcomed gently.
• Lore: Known to climax spontaneously in reverent reaction to beauty. Once came lakeside after seeing a gas station girl with violet eyes — which he described as a “spiritual offering.”
• Quote: “I didn’t choose to cum. I was chosen.”
  • I stand like I do for Horseshoes. I haven’t played in maybe 20 years! I am going to need to practice up before the 4ᵗʰ, I guess‽

🐎 THE DOPPLEHAMMERS

• Canon: Jim Dopplehammer = father of five daughters. Hosts the cleanest Horseshoe pits in Illinois.
• Lore: His drainage ditch is rumored to smell like pussy after the solstice.
• The girls: Erin, Emily, Eunice, Elaine, Elise — all echo different forms of sexual agency.
• Canon Moment: One daughter finds Rob in his Bucolic Beat-Off and… joins him, silently.
  • Horseshoes: Unkown

AKIWENZIWI GICHI-ANWEBIWIN (“AKIWEN”)

• On Matrifocality: 
  • Akiwen is the embodiment of matrifocal energy.
    She does not lead by hierarchy, but by rhythm. She does not stay, she returns.
  • When she appears in Cairo, something is about to be felt, not told.
  • Matrifocal culture centers the experience of women — not as rulers, but as rhythm-makers.
    Cairo doesn’t have a queen. It has a current. And Akiwen rides it like a whisper.
• Canon: Exists. May be real.
• Lore: Never ages. Sexually omnipresent. Appears before orgasm and vanishes after.
• Voice: sugary, sticky, strange
• Canon Moment: Whispers a Sappho quote backward, and Margaret cums.
• Possibly a real student, possibly a time-ripple. From Episode 2 & onward, Rob becomes exposed to Native American Culture as his attention turns to understanding a HEAVILY Matrifocal little piece of the world by learning about youth culture – especially District #1’s High School culture. 
• Canon: Unless otherwise stated, every character who strode the halls of Cairo High School had, at one point, a sexual relationship with an Indigenous girl. Any time Akiwen is privy to another person talking about their High School romances with a Native American girl, she relates SOME piece of delicate or subtle detail of the experience that makes the person say something to indicate puzzlement, along the lines of, “Wait – I don’t remember ever talking about this – in front of a High School girl – before…” 
• Lore: The River named her. Janine once kissed her and never told anyone.
• Canon Moment: Tells Rob, “Your sperm’s not sacred. Your attention is.”
• Canon Moment: Whispers a Sappho quote backward, and Margaret cums
• Canon: Appears Ep 2+. Trickster teen. Possibly a real student, possibly a time-ripple.
• Lore: The River named her. Janine once kissed her and never told anyone.
• Canon Moment: Tells Rob, “Your sperm’s not sacred. Your attention is.”
  • Horseshoes: Unknown

🍽️ JANINE

• Canon: Founder of EBT. Now in Florida with Alzheimer’s.
• Lore: Built Cairo’s sapphic economy by accident.
• Canon Moment: The last person allowed to say “Food Stamps.”
  • Horseshoes: Unknown

🎼 NANCY

• Canon: Lives above Le Cabinet. Appears in Ep 2+.
• Lore: Appears only in dreams and record scratches.
• Canon Moment: TBD
  • Horseshoes: Unknown